Princess Problems is the world’s premier naughty, smartass, slaphappy, cheeky, dashing, savory, cat-loving, cheerfully sarcastic, tiara-hoarding pop/rock/R&B (?) scented band.

OUR SPLIT PERSONALITIES:

 

PRINCESS PROBLEMS (THE FULL BAND)

  • You've seen us live, heard our songs on SoundCloud, are a fan of "Pussy".

  • soundS like Rihanna x Wu-Tang x [that band you like]...

...sounds nothing like wu-tang.

  • full-length album coming soon!

PRINCESS PROBLEMS featuring KASSON

  • You haven't seen us live, but there's this remix of "Sue Me"...

  • soundS like a princess riding a robot that likes to wear black clothing with diagonal zippers. 

  • "Alternate universe ep" available now!

TESTI-MOAN-IALS

"I really thought I wasn’t going to like this but I actually do!"
- John Smith, local music nerd
"Not what I expected, this is good."
- Joe Doe, friend of a friend
"I fucks wit’ that."
- Jack Schmoe, actual friend
"Have you played this for your mom?"
- Jim Johnson, concerned citizen

*Names have been changed to protect the innocent